Damsel In Dire Distress Greetings noble gentlemen! In a not so distant land there dw

Greetings noble gentlemen! In a not so distant land there dwells a lovely young maiden with locks of brightest red that cascade down her back.
Alas, she now finds herself beset by peril & in dire need of rescue.
If you're the gallant hero she requires then make haste & reach 520-975-8718 to learn of your quest & you'll be thrilled with how your valor is rewarded!